This is the extraordinary true journey of Randall Flores, a teenager who seized a rare opportunity to study Mandarin in 1987. His fascination with the Middle Kingdom led him to Peking University. Upon completing his studies and being unable to find work, he ventures to Taiwan to teach English. Driven by his thirst for thrills and a good drink, he frequented bars and clubs, from Taida to the infamous “Combat Zone,” forming friendships with colorful characters. In 1994, Randall, now known by his Chinese alias, Mr. Thunder, returned to the People’s Republic. He secures employment by visiting hundreds of factories in Yangzhou, Fujian, Qingdao, Guangdong, Shanghai, and other places. In his spare time, he explores Marco Polo’s route and engages in reckless activities with the Hash House Harriers. There are alcohol-induced antics, unusual food, and strange setups. Mr. Thunder remains unfazed as a “Zhong Guo Tong.” By 2000, Randall’s career took a dramatic turn when he was offered the role of managing director. The next decade sees him jet-setting across Asia. His job is a dream come true, with VIP service and an office overlooking Victoria Harbor. But as with any epic tale, obstacles lurk in the shadows. These challenges, though daunting, are a testament to his strength and resilience. The situation becomes grim as Mr. Thunder, once invincible, faces a life-threatening illness. SOS evacuates him to Hong Kong for emergency treatment. After he recovers, he must put his trust in China’s socialist healthcare system. Meanwhile, Randall fights against his alter ego, Mr. Thunder, who denies any signs of weakness. How I Lost My Kidneys in China is an essential book for anyone wishing to relive an era of no-holds-bar kicks. The level of detail in Randall Flores’ descriptions allows for a vivid imagining of the experience. The engaging narrative will hook you and make you not want to stop reading. This story is unlike any other.