In a galaxy not too far away, in a time not really relative to ours, live the big-eyed, blue-bodied Zils. It must be known that every Zil had an Orz; two on a zon, and on a zad just one. But no Zil, ever, had none. Until on a day that earth might call Tuesday, a not-so-Zil proved it's cool to be the weirdest one in the room by showing all the Zils in Zoom Zone an Orz doesn't make a Zil.