From the forgotten catacombs of male phalli, a horrifying place of permanent testicular torture, comes a collection of short stories so radically harmful to the human psyche they had to be hidden in the deepest recesses of an abandoned cum factory. You hold in your hands a throbbing allegory for mental illness and crippling addictions. Tales from the Dickt: Rainbow Gash Edition, is a special rerelease of Wesley’s 2021 short story collection, Tales from the Dickt. The original text has been updated with a revised manuscript that boasts more stories and less spelling errors. Artist and roomate, Bliss Cemetery, recreated from scratch the original cover and injected the new image with 200% more penis gristle. From virtual seductresses, a gravity bong full of piss and shit, a hedonistic space crew, and a grocery store with shelves full of trauma, Wesley takes their reader on a journey to infinity and Bed, Bath, and Beyond.