Neil Hughes finds it difficult to describe himself, especially in the third person. He has spent time as a computer programmer, a student of physics, a semi-professional evangelist and even occasionally as a stand-up comedian. He now writes part-time, programs part-time and tries not to worry too much about it all. After many years living all over the place, he has returned to the north-west of England where he hopes to do various things that help people to be happy. He wishes there was a way to say this without sounding so painfully cheesy.