Accountants have dreams of helpful clients, numbers that match and CPAs who know their stuff. This book provides beautifully delusional pictures of the exceptional service that we dream of but rarely experience. Prepare to observe the epitome of professionalism fantasies, followed by a dose of what really happens in the accounting industry. Clients genuinely asking “Do you mind if I give you everything a week early?” CPAs promising “We won’t ask any repetitive questions.” There’s not much more that an accountant could ask for, except a raise and PTO before Memorial Day.