I don't know much about very many subjects, except for maybe masturbation and eighties music...in a game of musical trivia, I would surely win. Ramona, my girlfriend, says we don't fit in very well at the campground, because most of the people here are older than us. The reason being that people our age are stuck in the Wheel with their mortgages and traffic jams, and don't want to live on a song and a prayer, out here with the owls, bobcats, and deer, (and the often broken, dirty swimming pool). She says I should be a DJ in the family lodge and spin the records that people in their 40's and 50's grew up with (new wave, punk), not this "old people shit." I would be a hero, letting my generation know that they don't have to commute anymore and live in the suburbs; maybe not even work so hard, and live good here, yes, here is a good place to live!