"Godly advise: Next time your ass speaks to you, please shut up and listen! The Good Book records, that Balaam's life, was saved when he listened to his" Kelner Mkatavita. "The world of Kelner Mkatavita is by no means simple. This frustrated, 48-year-old jester, who has a girlfriend 25 years his junior and who has a job he hates and a HR Officer who may well be planning to fire him, spends his time both reminiscing about the escapades of his troubled childhood and poking fun at everything that is wrong with contemporary society. He lampoons such modern peculiarities as bank and insurance scams, sexual misconduct, domestic violence, fear of taking risks, the oddities of online dating, the forces of the political and social class, and dishonest marketing and pricing tactics. It is through Mkatavita's eccentricities that the reader is in-troduced to this cynically hilarious satire that will make for an amusing spoof centred on the atypical barriers that our twisted society routinely throws our way.