This is a continuation of the Bill and Joe story, which started with Tats For Tits, LLC., then continued with The Extraordinary Tail. Bill and Joe live in Grand Rapids, Michigan. They developed a successful business based on a very novel marketing idea, then sold it for a wonderfully large amount to an internet giant. Then another lucrative idea was born. Another huge sale was made. And then they began the most serious pursuit of their young lives; truly compatible relationships. Enter two beautiful twin sisters. The Durova twins didn’t take first place in the International round of The Extraordinary Tail bare-butt contest in Grand Rapids, Michigan. But they did receive honorable mentions, and besides $25,000 each in prize money, they got noticed. Beautiful female twins are a hot item in the advertising world, and our young women have more than just beautiful bottoms. They are beautiful bottom and top…and all points in between. Kooky’s and Frannie’s first request after leaving the lavish stage was, “Can we go home now? We’ve got stuff to do at the farm.” The farm was named Ollie Ollie All Free as homage to Bud (Ollie) Oliphant. Bud is no longer with us, but he was beloved by the twins’ mother, affectionately called Mamulya. Mamulya, a young Russian immigrant, had married a much older Ollie when she was a new widow and pregnant with the twins. A friend had joked that the girls should be named Kukla and Fran. Mamulya agreed, since kukla means doll in Russian. She didn’t get the Kukla, Fran & Ollie connection right away, but was happy when she eventually understood it. She liked paying homage to Ollie. He was very good to her and the twins. Ollie left his 150 acre farm to his wife and adopted daughters. It is located east of Grand Rapids. The girls studied agriculture at Michigan State University, then organized the farm along free pasture, humane practices. They were dedicated, hardworking and successful. They expanded into retail by establishing Ollie’s Fresh Meats and Charcuterie in the downtown Grand Rapids indoor farmers market. And that is where our boys, Bill and Joe, met our girls, Kooky and Frannie. Bill and Joe are city folk in their late twenties. They have a knack for good ideas, and the good fortune to have the eager ear of Gargle.cum, which is a huge adult search engine, internet provider and content producer. The boys have condos in GR and many millions in the bank, but they were lacking real love until they met the twins. Now we have confident country girls patiently introducing city boys to life on the farm. And vice versa, of course. Welcome to the ride.