Franklin, a romantic failure of a clown, falls for a woman on the run. Is she the Baggy Pants Slasher? What does he really know about her? Yes, she hates clowns. Yes, she has a hair-trigger temper and a knack for creative violence. Yes, she has blackouts that coincide with a rash of deadly attacks on clowns around town. But a damsel in distress appeals to the hero inside every clown. If he’s wrong about her, he's next on the hit list. If he’s right, he just might save her from life in prison and win the big, happily-ever-after prize for both of them.
Scott Parson, author