Down the F'n Tubes is an infertility story told in the style of Dr. Seuss -- but with sex and swearing! In the story, a young couple is whisked to a magical world where they must help an Egg and a Sperm swim across a wide sea and meet at an island in the middle. But month after month, the critters drown in the ocean's toxic, bloody waves. During the endeavor, our couple experiences shame, heartbreak, occasional joy, and double-entendres galore! 15% of people struggle with infertility. This book is here to make their frustration accessible and tell them that they are not alone.