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Kindle Edition eBooks Details
  • 03/2018
  • 978-0-473-42641-5 B079P46ZCX
  • 258 pages
  • $2.99
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  • 03/2018
  • 978-0-473-42639-2
  • 340 pages
  • $14.99
Rob Gregory
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Drynwideon, The Sword of Destiny - Yeah, Right
R.A. Gregory, author
An ancient, weather-beaten, but still rather handsome barbarian, scales the pitiless slopes of Mount Terror on a dark and stormy night, to finish the task that he should have completed twenty years before… and spectacularly fails in the process. Jump forward one thousand years and meet Drin, the half-starved, sarcastic and one hundred per cent self-centred inhabitant of a village reduced to cannibalism under the brutal rule of Ka, the Dragon Princess. He’s the hero of our story, although he doesn’t know it yet and if he did, he wouldn’t want the job anyway. His only desire is to live another day and avoid being nibbled on by his ever-hungry village mates. However, life doesn’t always go the way you plan and he finds himself thrust head first (quite literally) into a most unwelcome adventure, involving enchanted forests, savage pygmies and a group of the most dim-witted barbarians ever to grace the written page. With a supporting cast consisting of a claustrophobic-agoraphobic dwarf, a psychotic half-fairy and the world’s most faithful half-rabbit, half-dog for a companion, the only questions are whether he will survive their company and if he does ever manage to get the keys to the Dragon Princess'castle, what on earth is he going to do with them? Possibly the world’s first 'anti-fantasy' novel, this is the book that you’ve been wanting to read all your life, apart from the fact that, until now, you never knew it existed!
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S.C. Macdiarmid (Amazon)

I really enjoyed RA Gregory’s Drynwideon; The Sword of Destiny – Yeah Right. A maelstrom sword-sloshing adventure reminiscent of both George MacDonald Fraser’s ‘The Pyrates’ and Tolkien’s ‘The Hobbit’. The protagonist, Drin, flees his home village, where neighbours are chosen by lottery to provide a cannibal meal for the others, and sets off looking for that someplace that has to be better than this. The setting is a magical, mystical, medieval land, in which tyrannical soldiers of the Dragon Army impose the will of Ka, the shape-shifting Dragon Princess. As one would expect, Drin has a succession of improbable escapes from disaster after disaster as he journeys through a landscape of strange characters and bewildering magic.

On his journey Drin gains a small band of companions; a dwarf called Tefal who is both claustrophobic and agoraphobic, Rog, a strange fierce creature who is a cross between a dog and a rabbit, and Rioja, a drop-dead gorgeous fairy with a crippled wing.

Drawn inexorably towards a final, bloody showdown, the companions find their way to Monteror, where annually heroes and champions gather to do combat to the death with the Dragon Princess. Naturally, it is not the Dragon Princess who dies in these contests! But, perhaps this year will be different (although it’s hard to see how!).

Enjoyable and fairly non-stop action, as improbable as it should be, with constant witty dialogue and absurd situations, Drynwideon is vastly entertaining reading and hard to put down. And the ending is not really all that predictable!

Formats
Kindle Edition eBooks Details
  • 03/2018
  • 978-0-473-42641-5 B079P46ZCX
  • 258 pages
  • $2.99
Paperback Details
  • 03/2018
  • 978-0-473-42639-2
  • 340 pages
  • $14.99
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