The funny, sad, bizarre, all-true story of Christina "Wee Wee" Porcelli. A story about falling but always finding the strength to pull yourself up and put on your lipstick. An empty bank account, a broken heart, and a failed career didn't stop this dreamer from Brooklyn, New York. She came from nothing but always found a way to keep believing she could have it all. Her outrageous journey landed her butt ass naked on national TV, finding her one true love, and winning one million dollars; all with the help of her grandmother's words of wisdom, "F*ck Them All Big and Small."