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Hardcover Details
  • 09/2017
  • 978-1-947119-02-4
  • 352 pages
  • $28.99
Ebook Details
  • 09/2017
  • 978-1947119031
  • 352 pages
  • $2.99
Paperback Book Details
  • 09/2017
  • 9781947119017
  • 352 pages
  • $15.99
Holy Crap! The World is Ending!: How a Trip to the Bookstore Led to Sex with an Alien and the Destruction of Earth

Adult; Sci-Fi/Fantasy/Horror; (Market)

End times are here! Now you can eat whatever you want and not care if you gain weight.

Autumn, a food and wine obsessed ad executive (who for the purpose of this retelling asked to be portrayed as drool-inducing hot with kick-ass ninja skills), has just been handed the task of saving all of humanity.

Here's the deal. The president has just announced that the Earth is going to collide with a rogue moon, and in the process, our entire planet is going to be smashed to bits. As one would expect, upon hearing this news, humans went ballistic. No car was left unrolled-but oddly enough, Taco Bell remained open and made unfathomable profits in the last days. Apparently, Doritos Locos® Tacos were a popular last meal.

After drinking a bottle of wine and inhaling a wheel of Brie cheese, Autumn hijacks a spaceship and races to save her fellow humans with the help of her unbelievably sexy alien boyfriend and her kleptomaniac friend with fire-retardant hair. The task is simple enough, just loot the Ark of the Covenant from a secret government bunker under a department store in Arkansas and use it to convince the entire human race to come together in one giant group hug. No problem, right? Along the way, Autumn will discover just how sheltered people are from the truth of extraterrestrials and their power to either protect us or destroy us.

Stupid government.

Grab a bottle of wine, a spaceship full of snacks, and prepare to take a ride on this humorous chick lit romantic sci-fi paranormal adventure. If you crave a little sexy time in your reading, are into Ancient Aliens, conspiracy theories, UFOs, are curious if we were genetically engineered (like the Sumerian cuneiform texts claim), and are dying to find out the meaning of life, then this book is for you.

Reviews
A trip to the bookstore brings about new love and a desperate plan to save humanity in Abell’s smart debut. Autumn’s life is turned upside down when her search for a book on the paranormal results in an encounter with Rigel, an ancient Anunnaki alien. Rigel informs her that the Anunnaki created humans to help them mine for gold to protect their homeworld, Nibiru. Autumn and Rigel share an inexplicable connection, but their romance is forbidden by Anunnaki law. To make matters worse, Nibiru is headed toward Earth, and one of its moons is on course to collide with Autumn’s planet, the news of which causes society to break down. Autumn and Rigel battle against desperate humans and one very disgruntled Anunnaki on their mission to utilize the Ark of the Covenant to save mankind. The blend of humor and action works wonderfully, but the romantic scenes between Autumn and Rigel feel out of place in an otherwise rip-roaring story. (BookLife)
Aionios Books

“An awesome read! Warm, witty–and thought provoking–a beach read that stays with you throughout the year!”

All Things Jill-Elizabeth

“A smoothie of fabulousness that tickles as it goes down.”

D. Donovan, Senior Reviewer, Midwest Book Review

“An unexpected story that promises to be one of the most creative fictional discoveries of the year…a fun approach to the entire save-the-Earth-from-alien-invasion scenario which successfully turns traditional approaches upside down.”

Esther, BiteIntoBooks

"This book starts with a lot of humour, but quickly gets a very rich storyline with great characters and seriously... this ending? If you like to be blown away, you should read this!"

Jennifer, JennlyReads

"Anna-Marie Abell has succeeded in weaving her years of study into in the ancient Sumerian culture and their gods with common conspiracy theories, pop culture and random human quirkiness into an out of this world end times romp that will have you laughing out loud at the most inappropriate times and possibly even shedding a tear or two before it's all said and done."

Joan Silvestro, Booktrader of Hamilton

“A rollicking seat of your pants fun ride through the universe!”

News
10/03/2017
Abell Voted Top 40 Favorite Contemporary Sci-fi Authors by BookRiot Readers

Anna-Marie Abell was voted as one of the Top 40 Contemporary Science Fiction Authors by BookRiot readers. Those others listed include Hugh Howey, Marissa Meyer, Rick Riordan, Andy Weir, Justin Cronin, and many more.

10/07/2017
Holy Crap! The World is Ending!—Finalist 2017 Faulkner–Wisdom Competition

Abell placed as a finalist in the William Faulkner – William Wisdom Creative Writing Competition, which had a record-breaking number of entries this year.

04/01/2018
Holy Crap! The World is Ending!—Shelf Unbound Best Indie Book—Notable Indie

Holy Crap! The World is Ending! was named one of the top 100 Notable Indies of 2017 by Shelf Unbound Magazine.

04/09/2018
Holy Crap! The World is Ending!—Silver Winner—IBPA Benjamin Franklin Awards

Abell received two Silver Medals in the 30th Annual IBPA Benjamin Franklin Awards competition; one for Science Fiction & Fantasy and the other for The Bill Fisher Award for Best First Book (Fiction).

05/26/2018
Next Generation Indie Book Awards - Best Chick Lit Novel – Finalist

Holy Crap! The World is Ending! was a finalist for the Best Chick LIt Novel for the Next Generation Indie Book Awards.

11/07/2017
Southern California Book Festival - Honorable Mention

Holy Crap! The World is Ending! got an Honorable Mention at the Southern California Book Festival. 

Formats
Hardcover Details
  • 09/2017
  • 978-1-947119-02-4
  • 352 pages
  • $28.99
Ebook Details
  • 09/2017
  • 978-1947119031
  • 352 pages
  • $2.99
Paperback Book Details
  • 09/2017
  • 9781947119017
  • 352 pages
  • $15.99

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