When sociopathy meets stupidity Keeping Up with the Kardashians suddenly becomes Killing the Kardashians.
The Stars of Killing the Kardashians: Eric Ryder: Host — Your Momentary Glamour Messiah aka the Self-Aware Narcissist
Elizabeth Betan: Co-host — Mary Magdalene aka the Girl who Loves Shiny Things
James Ford: Cameraman — Judas Iscariot aka the Predestined Betrayer
The Satirical Guests of Killing the Kardashians:
Kim Kardashian: The Filth aka the Queen of Selfies/Banality
Kourtney Kardashian: The Slop aka the Monotone Mother
Khloe Kardashian: The Pig aka the Bride Who’s Never a Wife
Lieutenant Waterman: The Lout aka Keanu Reeves Lover/Henry Rollins look-alike
Ronda: The Girl with the Golden Fists aka the Only Person Eric Fears
Kanye West: The Ghetto Pope aka the Unaware Narcissist/Eric’s Evil Twin
Iggy Pop: Michigan’s Beloved Son aka the Creator of Everything Cool