Enter a world filled with copious debauchery, rampant mayhem, and spectacular gore. It all has something to do with mutant, telepathic cats, a multi-species contingent of warring aliens, and a severed head. Aliens two billion light years away implanted Sparks in Dr. Vanderbilt’s mind. They search the cosmos for habitable planets. Once the Sparks rooted, they created Spires granting them instant access to Earth. The first Spark told Dr. Vanderbilt to document every detail of the messenger’s world. The second Spark told him to attach opposable thumbs onto his cats. Listen. This is serious. Take a ride with psychotic, superhuman cats, a smokin' hot alien, the punk rock master of pharma, a spaghetti-strapped assassin, and the head. They need to convince Dr. Vanderbilt he granted the aliens access to Earth, and only he can make them go home. Can they knock some sense into him before the aliens attack? I seriously doubt it. It's gonna take a lot of drugs, guns, a fast car, and very harsh language to survive this road trip.