A swashbuckling tale about Pirate Bear and his tyrannical encounters until one fateful day... 

O Pirate Bear, the baddest bear
And ruler of the seas,
He took the things he wanted
And not once did he say please.

Sailors trembled when they saw him
For they really had no clue
If he'd make them swab the poop deck
Or he'd turn them into stew.