“This book may be the undiscovered gem of this summer. Brutally honest, funny, heartbreaking and gave me the greatest sense of wanderlust. I can’t recommend it enough.”—Goodreads.com Review
On the cusp of a premature mid-life crisis, an unfulfilled and relationship-weary Matt Kyler abandoned his long-suffering partner in search of fame, fortune and guilt-free fornication. Incredibly, the universe rewarded this idiocy with sex, money and a job on a hit TV show.
But karma had bigger plans for the misguided Kyler and before long his perfect new life unravelled disastrously. Desperate for direction, he sought out a fortune teller. But instead of solace, he found that the key to his happiness lay with two women -- one of whom he was told he must not hurt.
But which woman?
The beautiful co-worker he was convinced would lead him to a better future?
Or the past love he was so determined to forget?
Join Matt on this one-of-a-kind, romantic misadventure as he hilariously narrates how he turned his back on ‘success’ and followed a mysterious prophecy of love to India; a place where he discovered a continent of contrasts, met a cast of nut-jobs with dysfunctional lives that rivalled his own, and came face-to-face with the inescapable secret that threatened his own broken life.
Written by possibly the most love-struck Aussie Alpha Male on the planet, this entertaining romp takes readers on a grey journey — from light to dark — to a place where 'happily ever afters' come with a price.
Fans of the heartfelt bestselling memoirs of Tara Westover and Tiffany Jenkins, or the humorous books of Chelsea Handler and David Sedaris, will enjoy this unforgetable and soul-stirring travel memoir about true love and finding 'The One'.
Praise for The Bikini Prophecy:
"... brings laughter, sadness, wonder and, at times, discomfort."—Goodreads.com Review
"This book affected me profoundly. Matt pours his heart and mind onto the page and exposes himself completely and for that reason alone, this is a compelling read."—Amazon.com.au Review
WARNING: This book addresses sensitive adult topics that may be distressing to some readers. It also contains swearing and blasphemy. Please note: This edition is the complete, standalone 400+ page book not the 130 page sampler.