"Awesome guide for anyone planning a wedding, or if you just want a laugh. Very funny and entertaining read."

"From a wedding planner perspective, this book is about so much more than the logistical decisions and choices facing the bride-to-be. Yes, there are helpful and practical tips on preparing for your big day, but Ali reminds the reader that a wedding is over in a few hours, but a marriage is intended to last a lifetime!

"If you’re a bride-to-be or think you might be at some point down the road, give yourself the “Bitch’s Bridal Bible.” Need a gift for your newly engaged girlfriend? Present her with Ali’s book and know that she’ll laugh her bottom-off at times, and at others, she will give some serious thought to the business of getting married. In the end, she’ll know you care for her."

"I wish this book had been around when I was planning my own wedding. Even though I’m married, it was still a great read. Alessandra Macaluso’s writing is fun and snarky and full of incredibly useful and practical advice. She zeros in on the parts of the wedding planning (and the marriage!) that are truly important, and she doesn’t pull any punches. She also incorporates relevant stories and examples from friends, family, and experts. Her no-nonsense style is refreshing and hilarious. I was lucky enough to receive a review copy of the book, and I will definitely be buying copies for all newly engaged friends and family."

"The author takes a no BS approach and lays it all out on the line. You will laugh, plan effectively, and be fully prepared for everything that can and WILL happen on that very big day."

More helpful than ANY bridal magazine.

"This book is not only FUNNY, but gives extremely thoughtful advice & keeps the focus on the actual act of marrying your best friend, rather than on making it all about the party. I really enjoyed reading the stories of brides & grooms that the author interviewed & I love that this book is not about being a "bitch", it's about being a smart girl who knows what she wants. The author encourages you to be unique and practical in your wedding planning & she alerts you to potential pitfalls that you may encounter along the way. Definitely read this book before you get married! Also makes a great gift for someone who is newly engaged :)"