Strainings from a whipped man who is trying to find his pants in the circus we call marriage. Scott has had enough. After fifteen years of a marriage rut he's ready to stand up and say, no more. He's been bullied, ignored, and pushed around by a domineering wife. Things are going to change. Sitting on his throne he will write a new declaration of regularity and marital relief. First he has to think things through. He needs privacy. He needs to talk it all out somehow, but not with his wife. Not yet. If only he had some way to document all his problems. He could write down his complaints and try to sort it all out. Join Scott in his bathroom as he takes this journey of discovery in a notebook he found in the hallway closet.