After assaulting her photographer, Joanne runs out of her Vegas wedding. Turning up 1900 miles north with a fairy tale and a camera, she seeks help from a reluctant shamus in search of a new golf swing. Can Coop, a caustic detective with more vices than a seventies rock star help the runaway bride, or is she destined to end up floating down the Humber River in thirty-five Ziploc bags?