What if the wise ones of ancient times were still around? What if Confucius himself were alive today? What would they say to us moderns, in this busy, next-computer, next-phone, space age of ours? This book is a collection of sayings from “those very wise who also are human,” on everything we always wanted to know but were too afraid to ask - on love, sex, the sexes, marriage, passion and anything under the sheets, and in and out of the bedroom - unadorned, sharp, and thought-provoking, and as relevant today, as only the wise ancients would have them.