The man was a sloth. He is kidnapped and sent to the Center to Create Lasting Excellence Evacuation Essential in Nature (CCLEEEEN) in order to spy. Surprisingly, our hero, benefits in their program to unclog both his mind and body. He is drawn into a vicious comic struggle between Big Vitamin, Western Medicine purists, and alt health enthusiasts. This unwitting pawn becomes the brave protector of the angelic, majestic woman who founded CCLEEEEN, as scheming groups join forces to destroy her. Singing, romance, valuable lessons, noir, yoga, hypnotherapy, flossing, screwball antics, love, and of course, snappy quotes are included.