IN A WORLD WHERE… Fear of terrorism is used to manipulate everybody—by everybody, including plumbers, poets, waitresses. Genetically-modified corn has obliterated human orgasms—unless you hire the "feel agent" for the in-bedroom cure. Two blacks, a young graffiti tagger and old caddy master, fight racism—between them. A Zen master and his students—all striving for "ego death"—have their identities stolen via the gift shop computer. Smitten Albert Einstein, desperate to provide a proof of his love, might just restart the Universe. …YOU HAVE TO LAUGH. * "Where I'm Crawling From" and 11 other stories by Wayne K. Greenwell skewer life's foibles, insanities—even reincarnation is no escape—with sparkling humor, accuracy, and compassion. This is dark comedy at its brightest and most thought-provoking—"John Updike meets Monty Python."