Brian Fasterling began his writing career as a toddler when he used his mother’s indelible lipstick to write the word “kat” on the living room wall, accompanied by a modernistic Picassoesque drawing of what the beloved family pet looked like. He was thus deemed a child prodigy for being able to write and illustrate his works at such an early age. He later wrote lots of arguably great stuff for school, work, social clubs, blogs, and plain ol’ fun, but much of that has been lost to the ravages of time and/or a poorly organized filing system (mostly the latter). Brian’s wickedly obscure humor will spellbind, entertain, and inspire, but more importantly, this work will endure because it’s on the Internet, where everything is true and nothing ever really goes away.