Christopher Anthony Rhodes was born in 1960 and grew up in a small village sounding a bit like Mellingford in a county sounding a bit like Humbleshire.

After graduating from The University of The White Knights, Professor Rhodes enjoyed a long and varied career, initially in the film industry and latterly in health and social care settings. Numerous sabbaticals enabled him to travel extensively. At times, he may have touched upon the world of international male escorts in a city sounding a bit like Londinium.

Professor Rhodes now lives in semi-retirement somewhere like The Green Island, (a favourite haunt of The Six).