Christopher Brimmage is a writer, marketer, former teacher, and former boy band front man. He enjoys posing like statues in front of statues and writing, particularly noir urban fantasy, sci-fi, and satire. He has a wife named Geraldine to whom he loves to sing Chumbawamba, a son named Augustus with whom he has formed The Steam Roller Boyz, and a pair of brothers that he loves to annoy.