Hans Ness is currently stationed on Earth to observe and report on the adorable earthling species. His first mission was to infiltrate a middle and high school to mind-control juveniles in the subjects of writing and literature. He studied earthling psychology to understand the endearingly quirky idiosyncrasies of your kind. He also studied earthling amusements of art, music, acting, and tango. He is now embedded in the San Francisco Bay Area, documenting personal tales from our two worlds. All hail Zorxablorg!