How do you even begin to explain Kelsey Clifton?

As far as anyone can prove, she was born in Houston, Texas in 1989. She survived the humidity and proximity to the Ship Channel (possibly due to her growing eldritch powers) and moved to North Texas, where she conned her way into the Creative Writing program. Reports that she sold her soul in order to complete nine manuscripts in nine years have been exaggerated...but not by much. One thing is for certain: She is definitely human, and not an ancient being of inestimable power.