T. G. Sparrow is definitely a human being who definitely lives in the Pacific Northwest with two cats that definitely exist. No need to investigate further.

When he’s not writing, he enjoys doing other things normal humans enjoy doing, like playing games and watching shows. Hiking is fun too, because he lives in the Pacific Northwest where hiking must always be fun. He also likes biking, skiing, jumping, drawing, kayaking, exploring, and lots of other things that end in -ing, like living and breathing and singing in the car. He’s not good at some of these things, but he enjoys them anyway. T. G. Sparrow firmly believes it’s important to love at least a few things you’re not good at.

You know what else T. G. Sparrow is not good at? Writing his bio. But he’s trying, and at the end of the day, isn’t that what all definitely-human-beings do? They try.