Retired early 2020, Brad Goldfarb was a successful financial advisor for thirty-five years. During his career, he received many requests and questions from his clients. This book is based on thirty of those actual questions where the only possible response is “You’re kidding, right?” Unlike other financial books, I used humor and true stories to engage and entertain my readers. Section three discusses analytics in an easy, non-condescending way so readers can work collaboratively with their financial advisor.