‘A Choose Your Own Hookup Adventure’ is funny, light, bright, interesting and clever. The piece offers a strongly drawn examination of the impact of the contemporary dating world on agency, and free will.' - Eleanor Dymott. 'Like the opening glitterball, it shimmers and delights. I think it's an interesting piece overall in making a reader aware of his/her own preferences, choices, preconceptions, etc., as metafiction often does.' - David Vann, Legend Of A Suicide. A Choose Your Own Hookup Adventure is a piece of metafiction that examines the autonomy of the world of modern dating. You play as one of either two young boys who find themselves entering the modern world of LGBT dating and hookup culture. Will you lose your virginity or will you discover something different that makes you question the nature of our existence entirely?