Bob the Bubble Gum Spider is a spellbinding account of a physically challenged hatch-ling orb weaver named Bob and an evil organization of black widow spiders called the Immaculate Order of the Web that requires him killed . . . but the black widows are after a lot more than just Bob. The IOW seeks to subjugate the world and the hairy two-legs are very much in their way . . . and the black widows of the IOW are not tolerant of that which is in their way: "Nedra was always of the mind that she could handle things herself and had come up with a few solutions of her own. For one, she was fondly considering eating some of the no-account, malingering pledging priests, starting with Osiris. That would surely provide the rest with the proper incentive to be more productive. Of course, she had another solution that was even simpler and required no action on her part: She dearly wished the forest would catch fire and burn." Bob and his associates try to defend themselves, but can they save the hairy two-legs?