Cancer Babble is a book I never thought I’d write, but as the saying goes, ‘…and yet here we are’. Diagnosis, biopsies, doctors, treatment, caregivers, support, hair, chemo- brain, and a whole chapter dedicated to stupid things people say to cancer patients. This book has it all! Before you say, “Oh crap, this guy’s writing another ‘poor me, I got cancer’, book,” I promise you that if you catch me in any moments of self-pity you have my permission to toilet paper the trees in front of my house. Together, we’ll explore the inane and poignant side of cancer as well as the comical. It would be a tragedy to go through cancer three times over fourteen years and not see the humor in the disease.