Diane Morris is an underfunded, overworked Special Agent with the Department of Intangible Assets. She'd like nothing more than to leave the danger and excitement of field work behind and park herself behind a nice, safe desk job. When a pair of dragon eggs are stolen by a troupe of international thieves, Diane has no choice but to thrust herself into the middle of a deadly whirlwind of rogue wizards, fiery elementals, and crazed gunmen.