“Wait—Wut? You are where now?” This is the phrase we have both heard way too often recently. In this funny, whimsical, and sometimes accidentally informative tale, Andy continues the story started in “Mistakes were Made,” as the couple return to the USA, after ending up in England when their attempt at a life in Spain goes awry. Their long-suffering puppies, Pi and Archie, now have more air miles than Richard Branson and Tom Cruise combined, and all they want is to wake up in their little beds, in the same country for more than three weeks in a row. Has the grass finally had a chance to grow under travel weary feet and furry paws? It seems unlikely, I grant you. But you will have to read book two in this laugh out loud series to find out.