Valentin V, a full time killer turned writer - stuck deciding between sword and pen. Struggling to find happiness in a world that has offered none for him.

Johan Kroon, a gifted young mercenary with many talents except the talent to enjoy them. His path of hedonism tends to curve violently to the illegal side. Blood, booze and drugs. Women. He can't live without them.

Two very different sides of the same coin, yet they share professions and passions: 
Bounty hunting. Fast-food. Red haired women. Stouts. Energy drinks. And an inextinguishable hatred for normies. 
Especially furries.