Can Skynet write an effective romance story? How about erotica? In Robomancer one bestselling romance novelist puts this to the test with hilarious results! Have you ever wanted to dive into the forbidden love between a black inner-city sparkle vampire and the white daughter of a bigoted town sheriff? Have you ever felt the love and lust that can only exist between an alien barbarian warlord and his vegan human slave who has a fetish for electric toothbrushes? Or, have you ever laughed, loved, and cried along with the tragic romance between an amnesiac rodeo clown and his junior high sweetheart? But if you think that’s heartbreaking, wait until you read about the love triangle between a sassy and successful BBW woman, an alien warlord, and ninja Hitler! It may be too much for your heart to bear! All these answers and more can be found in the pages of Robomancer! ROBOMANCER is a collection of standalone romance stories set in sci-fi, urban-fantasy, modern office, and cowboy settings. These stories feature: alien warlords, sassy BBW protagonists, light BDSM themes, succubus, possessive aliens, sweeping adventure, rodeo clowns, Satan, cute kids, hunky archeologists, bond girls, mental illness, sandwiches, breast expansion, butt expansion, drug use, Hitler, vampires, beer, houseboats, ninjas, slave auctions, electric oral appliances, and heart-pounding romance? No cheating, no cliffhanger, and a happily ever after guaranteed...mostly.