The hectic, sad, ever so funny, you must be kidding me life of a waiter and the day-to-day life of survival in the restaurant industry. This book will teach a guest how to eat for free with just a few key phrases. Truly understand what your waitstaff is thinking about you as they approach your table and through-out your meal. Waitstaff are the true first responders of the restaurant industry. We must be at your table no matter what is happening in our life’s. Heck we must be at your table even if something is happening on the planet. I like to call this “You’re kidding me right moment” Even in the mist of a global cataclysm I do not even bother calling work as I know the answer will always be “Yes, get in here you need to work.” It can be raining brick and fireballs outside the restaurant. Hoards of the living dead can be running the streets killing at will. A nuclear holocaust of biblical proportion can be imminently poised to strike the city where this restaurant is located. I still need to show up to work today in full uniform ready to work. Why you ask me would I need to work with all this happening? Easy because wicked stupid idiot and his family will show up to eat at the tables even during all this.