The angriest—and funniest—career advice book you’ll ever read.

What do alpaca dung, Elder Gods, and trash talk have in common?

Your career, and the many ways you’ve been f*cking it up during your job search.

Maybe you were misinformed. Maybe you didn’t know better. Maybe you’re just a jerk. But you're probably one of thousands who continuously screw themselves out of a job through the many and varied ways you piss off recruiters, hiring managers, and interviewers.

After over 10 years as a CPRW, career coach, and HR professional, Adam has seen it all.

And he has a few words to say about it.

In this collection of advice, anecdotes, and foul-mouthed vitriol, Adam will not only break down the mistakes you’ve been making with your resume, job search practices, and interview responses, but point you toward the best way to do it right. With detailed deconstructions that debunk myths and explain the logic behind best practices, Adam shows you how to stand out from the crowd as a valuable high-potential candidate—instead of just throwing alpaca dung at the wall to see what sticks.

And if he insults you a few times in the process?

You’ll thank him for it once you’ve learned the 13 ways you’re f*cking up your job search—and the dozens of ways you can improve your prospects on the job market.

Adam is angry, and he wants you to know it.

For your own damned good.