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Ebook Details
  • 07/2020
  • B08CHMX8NK
  • 193 pages
  • $9.99
Paperback Details
  • 07/2020
  • 978-1735247304
  • 193 pages
  • $29.99
Gwen Romack
Author
The Finn Chronicles: Year One
Gwen Romack, author

Adult; Other Nonfiction; (Market)

Training rescued hoomans is a stressful job, but someone has to do it. The Finn Chronicles is a unique story told by an extraordinary dog. He’s irreverent, funny, and full of sass. Based on his real life, join Finn as he issues weekly reports back to K9 Rescue Headquarters on the strange behaviors and rituals of his rescue-hoomans. With sarcastic wit, he observes the curious world around him, heroically saves his unwitting hoomans from dangers (see also: evil electric toothbrush), and shares his musings about the often-lackluster level of service he feels he receives. With bonus content like links to Finn’s social media and videos, you’ll get to see this vocal and energetic dog in action. You’re sure to fall in love with Finn, his hilarious facial expressions, his tantrums and even his dim-witted hoomans. This is the light-hearted and funny read we need in these not so light-hearted times.
Reviews
First-time author Romack writes from the perspective of her beloved dog, a Vizsla mix named Finn, as he narrates a year’s worth of comedic weekly updates. The book began when Romack was fostering Finn, as a series of popular Facebook posts she hoped would “help prospective adopters fall in love with Finn.” However, Romack and her partner could not part ways with the pup, and, as Finn himself confesses, “I find myself growing attached to these freaks.” We see through Finn’s eyes as he muses about Romack, “The Squishy One”; and her partner, “The Hairy One”; and Finn’s tribulations and joys in dealing with the silly habits of “hoomans.” ‌ ‌ ‌

This is more an episodic scrapbook than a novelesque narrative arc. Entries’ structures vary occasionally with a comedic haiku, frequent Special Reports, and weekly stats like, “Ribs I almost snatched off the counter: 3.” Finn is, undoubtedly, the book’s selling point. Photos for each post show him with a cone around his head, or looking yearningly at a tennis ball stuck under the bed, or wearing new outfits his people have made for him.

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The humor and personality Romack gives Finn will appeal to readers of all ages. Humor ranges from highbrow to low: Finn describes certain training as “my 6th ring of Hell (Yes, dogs read Dante too),” but also boasts, “5 deuces in one walk!!” As Finn says, “Sometimes I like to throw the hoomans a bone to keep them feeling positive.” And this charming diary is a lighthearted escape that will put a smile on dog lovers’ faces.

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Takeaway:‌ ‌This light and joyous collection of a dog’s weekly updates will amuse and comfort readers looking for relatable humor about the abrupt and daily starts and changes of training a new dog.

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Great‌ ‌for‌ ‌fans‌ ‌of:‌ ‌Matthew Inman’s My Dog: The Paradox, E.B. White’s E.B. White on Dogs, Maira Kalman’s Beloved Dog.

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Production‌ ‌grades‌ ‌ Cover:‌ ‌A‌ ‌ Design‌ ‌and‌ ‌typography:‌ ‌B‌ ‌ Illustrations:‌ ‌A‌ ‌ Editing:‌ ‌A-‌ ‌ Marketing‌ ‌copy:‌ ‌A

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Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"You MUST purchase this book! Funny, touching and poignant. Finn’s never ending journey to train his hoomans is a delightful read. Highly recommended!"

Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"I first came across The Finn Chronicles as a series of Facebook posts and was immediately hooked. I don't use Facebook for much, but reading Finn's updates was something my whole family grew love. Gwen's is a fantastic writer, and has a gift for translating Finn's world into a hilarious soliloquy, as he reports on his daily life, rituals, food explorations, adventures and temper tantrums. You will quickly fall in love with this bold, moody, opinionated dog & his wonderful people. It's a must read for any dog lover!"

Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"Finn's weekly letters back to the K9 Academy are hilarious and a must read. Follow him as he does his best to train his rescue hoomans, with sometimes unexpected and less than stellar results. Every week is a new adventure and not to be missed. While reading his adventures, I have more than a few times spit out my favorite drink and rolled on the floor laughing my head off. If you pass this book up, you are missing a rollicking good read."

Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"The Finn Chronicles is a wonderful documentary of first year stories told through the eyes of Finn (of course cleverly narrated via the author). Finn (or his ghost writer :)) has an amazing ability to share the highs and lows of his adventures; from rescue dog to rescuer. The author has a beautiful storytelling ability and her hash game is totally on point. I enjoyed reading about his stories—and a perfect distraction to the heaviness of the times."

Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"I have to start by saying I do not own a dog and never have. I have been following the Finn Chronicles from the beginning and have laughed, sometimes got teary eyed and just plain loved it all. I may be crazy but the only word I keep saying is this is the most HANDSOME dog I have ever seen. His expressions are more HOOMAN than the hoomans. His videos are priceless. Whether you are a dog lover or not ... this book is a must. You will be entertained from beginning to end. Love you Finn ❤️"

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"I can’t even tell you how much I love this book. It’s a breath of fresh air in today’s world. Finn is hilarious. I am trying to figure out what his human voice would be in my head. Something sharp and sarcastic and droll! This is THE STORY TO READ IF YOU HAVE EVER THOUGHT OF RESCUING A PUP! It’s a feel good read. Finn and his humans need a spot on the Ellen DeGenerous show!"

Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"Such a fun escape. So much fun! Light-hearted and entertaining. Easy to pick up and read a quick chapter but funny enough to keep reading! The pictures are the best 🙂. Recommend to anyone who has a soft spot for furry friends. 🐕🦮🐕‍🦺"

Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"An endearing story from Finn about his “”hoomans” on his journey from foster through adoption and beyond. Such a light-hearted enjoyable read! This is the perfect gift for any dog lover."

Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"Don't have to be a dog lover. Hilariously great read! Made family reading a daily habit. This book has something for everyone, pics and videos are a great bonus for the littlest to enjoy along side the readers. Cannot wait for the 2nd book to be released!"

Amazon Verified Purchase Review

"Loved how much they understand dogs. Recently lost our pup & this helped heal the hurt. Thoroughly enjoyed life through a dog’s perspective."

Melissa Bourbon/Winnie Archer, National Bestselling Author

"Calling all dog lovers. With the Finn Chronicles, not only will you laugh out loud, your heart will melt as Finn tells his tales about the hoomans he loves - and who adore him. You'll be absolutely charmed."

Formats
Ebook Details
  • 07/2020
  • B08CHMX8NK
  • 193 pages
  • $9.99
Paperback Details
  • 07/2020
  • 978-1735247304
  • 193 pages
  • $29.99
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