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THE GOAT
Roger Simon, author
Dan Gelber - a semi-retired screenwriter in his seventies - throws out his back something fierce playing in a seniors tennis tournament at his club. The ensuing operation is a total disaster and he thinks his life is over. But through a Nepalese Ayurvedic doctor in a San Fernando Valley strip mall, he is miraculously able to come back as the twenty-something tennis phenom Jay Reynolds to battle Nadal at the French Open and Federer at Wimbledon. Faust meets Damn Yankees, The GOATwas written by Academy Award-nominated screenwriter and multiple award-winning mystery writer Roger L. Simon
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POWERLINE review by John Hinderaker

Read The GOAT!

Roger Simon has self-published his new book, called The GOAT. It is the story of a middle-aged screenwriter named Dan Gelber, who bears a striking resemblance to Roger himself, and who, following an injury suffered while playing tennis and a resulting botched operation, has the opportunity to say goodbye to his old self (mysteriously disappeared at Mount Everest) and return as the youthful Jay Reynolds, a man with no history who may be the greatest tennis player of all time. It is Faust by way of Damn Yankees. Like everything Roger writes, it is lively, funny, and in the end, touching. I recommend it!

Given that Roger is a successful novelist and an Academy Award nominee for screenwriting, why go the self-publication route? Roger answered that question at PJ Media, which he co-founded:

After a dozen traditionally published books (ten fiction, two non-fiction), for the first time, I am self-publishing my new novel. It’s called The GOAT and is just now available for pre-sale on Kindle with paperback and hardcover to follow. The official publication of all versions is September 1, 2019, in conjunction with the US Tennis Open.
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Why am I self-publishing? Aside from the obvious publishing world bias against anyone to the right of Trotsky (this is particularly true for fiction; there are several good conservative venues for non-fiction), I have real reasons for having decided, after all these years and books, to self-publish. And not just because it’s clearly the wave of the future.

I believe in free markets and self-publishing is entrepreneurial. You get a greater hand in your own creative destiny, even if it’s more of a gamble.

The author forgoes a publisher’s advance for a significantly larger piece of the revenue pie and control of production, pricing, and marketing.
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Surprisingly, and more importantly, self-publishing tends to make the book itself better — at least it did for me.

Roger also talked about The GOAT in a Breitbart interview:

“One of the most influential people around that I’ve rubbed elbows with was Andrew Breitbart who used to do the Drudge Report from my house in LA when I lived there,” remembered Simon.
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Simon said he was essentially blacklisted by Hollywood after his public exposure as a conservative.

“I didn’t keep it under the rug,” Simon explained. “I started PJ Media, and then I sort of got excommunicated from Hollywood, and I had to come back as a different person, in a certain way.”

A bit like Dan Gelber, perhaps.

“I’m sort of banned in Hollywood, even though I have an Academy Award nomination,” Simon stated. “What I’m asking your listeners to do is support conservative artists. In my case, get a copy of The Goat. You won’t regret it. It’s a really good book.”

It is indeed. You can buy it at Amazon, with a publication date of September 1.

The New Criterion/review by Jonathan Link

Simon’s center-court star

On The GOAT by Roger Simon

Jonathan Leaf

When the biographer Meryle Secrest asked Stephen Sondheim what caused Leonard Bernstein’s composing career to fall apart, the West Side Story lyricist answered with a single word: “importantitis.” Lenny’s desire to be a profound artist had prompted him to pen the sort of tuneless, modernist dreck that he had begun his career abjuring. He went from writing the charming melodies of Candide to the drab and tedious music of Trouble In Tahiti.

Sensibly, the PJ Media CEO Emeritus and acclaimed screenwriter Roger Simon seems to have kept this lesson in mind in authoring his highly amusing new novel, The GOAT. A re-telling of the Faust legend set in the world of professional tennis, it is not an attempt to surpass Goethe in length or tragic weightiness. But Simon, never losing sight of the goal of entertaining his readers, nonetheless manages to slip in some serious ideas and a few important precepts.

His hero begins the story in circumstances with which the author is intimately familiar. Like Simon, Dan Gelber has been a successful Hollywood scribbler. (Among Simon’s many scripts from his long entertainment industry career was his adaptation of Isaac Bashevis Singer’s Enemies of the Love Story, for which he received an Academy Award nomination.) Also like Simon, he has reached an age at which he must begin to sum up his life and contemplate what might await him in eternity. This concern is given particular immediacy by a back problem that requires surgery. The procedure’s failure inspires him to take up an Indian cleaning lady’s recommendation that he visit a quack doctor for an alternative treatment involving herbs from the Himalayas. The medicine man is a peculiarly sprightly figure with a benign smile and a small office in a strip mall in the San Fernando Valley town of Reseda.

After Gelber begins ingesting the herbs, he regains his strength and then starts getting younger and younger. A visit to the Himalayas, where he receives additional treatment, re-doubles the effect, and Gelber becomes not only more vital and energetic, but taller and stronger as well. Soon afterwards, the quack assists him in taking on a new identity. Now known as the twenty-two-year-old Tennessean Jay Reynolds, in a short period the weekend tennis player has emerged from his chrysalis with an uncanny forehand and a devastating serve. Guided by a once-ranked African-American tennis player and coach, Dan/Jay then heads to Colombia for his first major tennis tournament. That leads him to qualifier status at Wimbledon and a chance to establish himself as the goat. For those who may be unfamiliar, this acronym has come into common parlance among sports fans: Greatest Of All Time.

The rest of Simon’s skillfully told story revolves around several different questions. The most important of these is the matter of whether an older man can make use of the wisdom that comes with age to avoid wrecking his appealing new life. Will the seductions of fame cause him to ruin the marriage in which he soon finds himself with his coach’s daughter? Will he choose to ignore the needs of his son and grandson from the life he left behind? And what will he do when he runs out of the herbs that give him his youthful power and energy? Simon moves his story along at a welcome pace. The tale mixes a measure of satire of big-time tournament tennis with a certain affection for it, which makes plain that the author genuinely loves the sport. Novak Djokovic, Maria Sharapova, and Roger Federer are among those who make brief but necessary cameos.

I must acknowledge here that I know Simon slightly, and that his wife (the screenwriter Sheryl Longin) and he were kind hosts to me some years ago when I visited Los Angeles. Nonetheless, I don’t know Simon well enough to say if he is religious. But I found the book’s take on faith appealing. The hero begins as an agnostic, but he is given reason to see that, as what we know of the world is so much less than what it is, we might be prudent to accept the wisdom of our forebears in their practices of worship.

Many readers may already know that Simon is an unabashed conservative. What some younger readers might not know is that, back in the 1970s and ’80s, he was the author of a series of popular mystery novels featuring the detective Moses Wine. (One of these was adapted and turned into the off-beat political thriller, The Big Fix, which starred Richard Dreyfuss.) Deservedly well received, they earned multiple award nominations: one for a John Creasey Award, from the Crime Writers of Great Britain for the best first detective novel; and numerous for Edgar Awards, from the Mystery Writers of America. Moreover, they were not only touted by critics, but also commercially successful. I can still say with some confidence, though, that The GOAT is Simon’s best novel.

While decades of experience as a tennis player may not be an adequate substitute for youthful agility and quickness, practice is plainly of great advantage in novel-writing, and Simon has ably employed the knowledge he has gained over the years. Thus, The GOAT is his most economically constructed and most consistently witty and amusing tale. That it deals in its lighthearted way with the most important of existential questions makes it that much more satisfying. I don’t want to give away any more of Simon’s plot. But I can assure readers that he provides the proper number of twists and turns, and that he structures each scene with just enough detail and description—neither more nor less—to bring the scenes to life. And, as you might expect of a veteran screenwriter, he has a natural facility with dialogue.

The GOAT may not be the greatest novel of all time, but it’s a wonderfully delightful read that will disappoint few, if any.

Jonathan Leaf is a playwright and critic living in New York.

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