Poor unsuspecting bachelor, Rambo Cribbins, has no idea what he is getting into when Grendelf the wizard drags him along with a bunch of dwarves on a quest to recover the lost kingdom of Effindor. But why does the secret door into the mountain only open once a year, and why would Grendelf bother to drag a useless hole-biter like Rambo along in the first place? A 1930s themed parody and satire of J. R. R. Tolkien's beloved classic 'The Hobbit'.