Jim Cadillac is a Registered Vampire (or to be more PC a Documented Altered Person). With the help of his Guardian—a beautiful tactical blonde who serves as his federally-sanctioned surrogate and secret lover—Jim clings to his humanity by being wired, medicated and heavily insured. But war clouds are amassing on the horizon. An age-long conflict that ended half a century ago beckoned both hunters and vampires back into the battlefield, bringing with them ancient hatreds and modern weapons—the good ‘ol red, white, and boom!