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Ebook Details
  • 11/2023
  • 979-8-218-26203-7 B0CM43Q2ZT
  • 182 pages
  • $4.99
Paperback Details
  • 11/2023
  • 979-8-218-26203-7 B0CM43Q2ZT
  • 218 pages
  • $10.99
Bob Lorentson
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YOU ONLY GO EXTINCT ONCE (Stuck in the Anthropocene with the Pleistocene Blues Again)

Adult; Other Nonfiction; (Market)

A collection of short essays and stories that blend humor with science, nature, and human nature. They not only show us the natural world, but how hysterically far from the natural world humans have come. Sometimes, when you find yourself at an evolutionary dead-end, all you can do is laugh.
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In this humorous collection of short essays, retired environmental scientist Lorentson (author of Hold the Apocalypse—Pass Me a Scientist Please) turns a quizzical eye to nature’s intersection with the human world. He plumbs an array of entertaining topics, from the DNA humans share with bananas to squid intelligence to the power of beavers, offering readers a slew of rousing stories that burst with wit. Lorentson opens each essay with a short quotation from renowned humorists, including such notables as W.C. Fields and Groucho Marx, always circling back to the evolutionary path humans continue down, reflecting on our inevitable march toward extinction if nothing changes.

In “The Opossum — America’s National Shame,” Lorentson chronicles the behavior and appearance of this “poor excuse for an animal,” characterizing it as a “65 million year old reminder of what happens when you don’t even try.” He surveys more serious topics as well, though his humorous style still dominates. “Still Life with Automobile” muses on the changes wrought from inventing the wheel, namely the deadly effects of that advancement on the natural world: “our cars and roads are turning the U.S. into a drive-through natural history museum” he observes. Similarly, he bemoans the fate of Earth’s trees, now down to “only 375 trees per person,” candidly remaking that without serious efforts to slow climate change, humans will “soon have to join a tree safari to find them.”

Though humor forms the backbone of the collection, Lorentson still aims to deliver accurate scientific information, including extensive referencing for his claims. The punny wordplay and dense witticisms may not tickle every funny bone, but fans of tongue-in-cheek comedy will savor the laughs. Throughout, Lorentson pits humans against nature—respectfully, if slightly mocking—and readers will find themselves rooting for nature in the end, as he astutely observes, “Nature always seemed so big, and humans so insignificant… Maybe when nature is imaginary it will finally get better ratings.”

Takeaway: Humorous look at humans’ effect on the environment.

Comparable Titles: Randall Munroe’s What If?, Bill Bryson’s A Short History of Nearly Everything.

Production grades
Cover: A-
Design and typography: A
Illustrations: N/A
Editing: A-
Marketing copy: B+

Formats
Ebook Details
  • 11/2023
  • 979-8-218-26203-7 B0CM43Q2ZT
  • 182 pages
  • $4.99
Paperback Details
  • 11/2023
  • 979-8-218-26203-7 B0CM43Q2ZT
  • 218 pages
  • $10.99
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