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Crockettville
Matthew Minson, author
David Crockett, an outdoors averse, administrative drone in a multinational energy conglomerate (oil company) is sent by his deranged, nudist CEO to purchase the remote West Texas town of Crockettville and secure its extraordinary wind resources. Why? Because his boss erroneously assumes that Crockett must be related to the famous Davy Crockett and his lesser-known brother, Milburn, the lone accountant at the Alamo. (Not a real person) At first horrified by the place and its bizarre residents, he awakens to the beauty of the natural world and finds his truer self through the eyes of his "token" environmental engineer colleague - who also knows, and constantly sings, the lyrics to every Broadway showtune ever written - a beautiful, brilliant scientist who entrances and enlightens Crockett, a Native American lawyer with a razor sharp sense of humor, a fried pie artisan who has all of Hollywood at her beck and call, a fiery Latina tequila smuggler and a cantankerous burro who embodies the town’s spirit of social activism. This is Crockettville, where it might just be the fried pies and tequila talking, but you could get used to the place.
Reviews
Minson (Sun City) delivers a heartfelt and hilarious story of greed, environmental protection, and small-town life in West Texas. Dave Crockett, acquisitions agent for Enroxx Energy, is no fan of the outdoors and the suffocating Texas heat, so he’s dismayed when he’s dispatched to the state by his eccentric boss, Dick Dunlap. Dick, a nudist who’s often naked at the Houston office, erroneously believes Dave is descended from the famous frontiersman of the same last name and insists on calling him Davy. Dave’s mission: purchase the sleepy desert town of Crockettville, Tex., which has the most consistent wind currents in America, and where Enroxx plans to install wind turbines. Dave eventually learns to appreciate the landscape’s charms—including a crystal-clear swimming hole and wondrous night sky free from light pollution—and bonds with café owner Bettie, maker of an addictive fried apricot pie, along with beautiful biodiversity researcher Angie and stoic Native American Geronimo, a direct descendant of the Apache warrior, who watches over the town with his donkey, BidenTrump. After an Enroxx engineer reveals the company’s true motives for the site, which would devastate the town, Crockett tries to intervene. Infused with deadpan humor and stocked with appealing characters, Minson’s witty tale builds to a stirring environmental rallying cry. This is sure to put a smile on readers’ faces. (Self-published)
https://www.amazon.com/Crockettville-Matthew-Minson/dp/B0CYTCMMSZ/ref=tmm_pap_sw
“…What Sun City did for seniors and rebellion… Crockettville does for the environment and… donkeys…”
“…this book is quixotic, surreal, brilliant. Very, very funny and very, very , very smart.”
“…Leave it to Minson to create a character like BidenTrump…”
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04/24/2024
1 week in the top 20 for Crockettville!
Thanks to everyone who has helped keep Crockettville in the top 20 for Cultural, Ethnic, and Regional Humor on Amazon Kindle and paperback!
04/20/2024
Crockettville debuted as the top new release in Cultural, Ethnic, and Regional H
Just learned it has also gone to #3 in Political Humor on Kindle! I am beyond delighted.