About The Author David J. Steigelfest Unrepentently intense, occasionally productive, and recently Whitesnake-style vagabond, David Steigelfest has finally climbed off his lazy ass and written something. He otherwise describes himself as a golf hacker, tennis scrapper, and spectacularly slow marathon runner. Go ahead - try to somehow reconcile his being an inventor on more than ten patents as some kind of indication of creativity. He dares you. When he's not watching Syracuse or Philly sports, you can find David in various online forums trying to convert others to his own pet GoT theory: that Renly is actually the true-born son of Cersei and Robert. This is his first book.