Kirk Hammond
Author | Denver, Colorado |
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Kirk E. Hammond is just like you. He loves science fiction, cats, and words like horrifused, oxymoronicism, and articuquate.
He’s a naughty boy who needs to be punished. That’s why we made him write Halteres; a 500 page, boring-ass POS about some kind of alien planet shaped like a dumbbell. He cried a lot.
Then w.... more
Kirk E. Hammond is just like you. He loves science fiction, cats, and words like horrifused, oxymoronicism, and articuquate.
He’s a naughty boy who needs to be punished. That’s why we made him write Halteres; a 500 page, boring-ass POS about some kind of alien planet shaped like a dumbbell. He cried a lot.
Then we let him write Opposable. He cried less. We’re currently letting him work on the sequel; Spire.
When he’s done with that, we’re going to make him rewrite Halteres until he gets it right. That’ll be fun to watch.
He was born, raised, lives, and works in Colorado. His occupation is classified, because if you knew what he did for a living, you’d be very afraid for the future of this country.