As a Nebraska native, and a small-town girl at

that, I have very little to occupy my time beyond

imagining a world outside of my own reality. By the

grace of God and the seat of my pants, I have kept

my waning attention span on the task of becoming

an author.

So here I am, an indie author, peddling my

words in cyberspace and enduring my

comeuppances with an unwavering determination. I

may not be a professional, and I certainly am not

perfect, but if you've made it this far, you have to

admit, this smartass yokel does spin quite a yarn.

From the self-inflicted sweatshop conditions of

my unairconditioned childhood home, to the

arthritis reaping positions of a sedentary lifestyle, I

bring to you: my sarcasm, my oddity, and my heart.

Take it with a grain of salt or a teaspoon of sugar,

but take it for what it is: a story born of the mind,

translated to paper, and gifted to you.